Worse bus line. Ever.
I'm not bragging, this is a fact: my bus line won the award from the city newspaper. In fact, it wins the worse bus award every year.
It drives through all the slummy areas of town before hitting my 'up-and-coming' neighborhood. It's not really up-and-coming. It's thinking of up-and-coming, it's just not ready to start the ball rolling.
In the morning, I can sometimes find needles on my doorstep, along with random patches of vomit (I live close to the neighborhood 'main street', which is cool when you want delicious pastries from the Italian shop, but not so cool when at 4 in the morning there are hooligans are throwing beer bottles at each other).
I'm thinking of investing in real estate, but realistically, on a megre designer salary, the only thing I could afford would be a tiny run-down space in a smelly building on a sketchy street.
However, if I did stop renting, I could potentially RENOVATE. Hmmm.
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